COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVER! well id apreciate a kidney too, if your willing....

GIERMSIAQ

Morning fellows, or afternoon depending what time your reading this, How is your familly?

Well well well the commonwealth has started with a bang, if i might say not such a great opening ceromony, but the queen is here and my home is in the lead australia are fighting well. so tell me what you think or though as it were of the opening? if your not australian, was it australian? and if your australian was it not australian? Alas a great deal has been planned into what took something of 4 hours to complete and i must say it was a little dissapointing, no we are not obsessed with fish, but how should i know, you tell me. but enough of that, i have already told myself this post is to be deticated to, yes, wait for it, vampires....

the other day i was caught in a sarcastic fight with my mom arguing if vampires had gall (im sorry if i cant spell) bladders or not,

i was insisting that they did, but my mom thought not. my reason being, hey vampires are made not born right? so what were they before, no not ants, humans, and what do humans have? no not gastric acid, well yes they do but thats not the point, they have gall bladders, well most of us any way, not too sure if you get them removed or you might be born with out them, are they that essential? who knows but if you do let me know

anyway.... yes so i was in great protest about the whole thing so we decided to call up some number and i think it was for vodafone, and i recomend it, its a number where you can ask them ANYTHING! so we called up and asked some poor girl if vampires had gall bladders or not, well she obviously wasn't very trained in the matter because she said no. no they dont. im sorry what. no. vampires do not have gall bladders. they are cold, thirsty, not to mention DEAD creatures that do not have nore require gall bladders.... yes well she hasn't met one,

niether have i, but whose to say that she knows everything,

so the plan is some time to ring up and ask a second opinion, and if they indeed say that vampires have, weather or not they use them im not interested but if they have gall bladders then i can sue them for infare jugement and given information hahaha

somehow i dont think id be understood very well,

let me know what you think

anyway the sun is setting and i need a shower,

have fun

ATTENTION TO ALL CITIZENS: COME NOW FOR FREE FISH

BIQCBMKJ

Hello my fine specimens, i have new information your lives could have survived with out (its debatable) but your bored or not bored and this is what you do or just fine fine fine and needing to do a poo. no thats not the information. okay all australians are familliar with the term 'fairdinkum' and if your not australian and dont know the phrase, alow me to explain, fairdinkum is used when someone strikes a good deal, bargain or something has paid of, eg. a fair dinkum price.

So as this is an australian way, my bobing mind once again found its step and drove to ask the vital life question 'what does it actually mean?' now dont get me wrong by what i've just said, see when i was explaining i only told you the situations it might be used, in others words people know what it means but dont actually know what it 'means'. So on my long life quest of 3.4 seconds i found the answer to this optical nerve twisting cunundrom (god i love that word) through a blood spilling, sweat glanding, eye protruding, gob smacking process of searching it.....................................on google. yes who needs lancelot when guenevere has google :D

any who it means a fair days good diggin'.

HISTORY LESSON

in the early days when Australia was established, the mine fields were the one of the most popular occupatients for the happy go lucky scum that lived at the time. Asians migrated from their homeland to strike a good life in good ol' australia and could speak barely any english, so they caught frases, one of these was a fair good days diggin' though this was used by the Aussies, it was a toung twisting epic that caught them of foot so they said fairdinkum, and it became a world wise frase, though its not really used outside of australia.... but how many australians know what that???? well one now...and obviously the few chaps that made the website.....and those peoples derect desendants of the gold diggers maybe and possibly a few other histopry buffs, *yes thats right histopry what ever stuudy that is...bloddy typo*but now the news will be spread world wide and i will know how my conquest has done....please feel free to help yourself to some comments and let me know if my proposition is working..

come hither, i have a new post!

KSEIBSERISDMA

Greetings fellow men!(and women, thats just a genralisation...)

How are your bubonic days and nights? I'm not sure why i used that word, im sure your live are not bubonic at any rate i like the way it sounds.

So i have retured from my trip around the world, yes thats right i am now educated in the ways of the portuguese, italian, english, greek and croation and turkish. I and i have this much to say....I love the food.

No seriously, the best way to see another side of a country is by its food, now im not obese or anything so dont judge me on my assumption but if you think about it (im sure you never have and that is why I'm here thus posting this so you will now be more in tune with the Jester ways.) People visit other countries so they can see the culture, meet the people what their activities involve blah blah blah, BUT in the reality of the court jester, it is so different.

When you meet those people, when you see their culture and take part in their activities, you are meeting, seeing and breathing, their food! those people wouldn't be there if they didn't eat.

LESSON TIME!

See your body is constently killing and regenerating new....well ....things (dont worry your not alien, ) and so what are those new thingies made from? well the only thing that is entering your body is indeed food and drink and oxygen, but oxygens a food for your lungs.

So if all you eat is food then you are FOOD! mmm canibalism anyone?

No seriously, you've all heard that saying 'you are what you eat' if you havn't ....well you have now..... I think im a steak of somesort or cesar salad...or sandwich. what are you?

Yes so when i met those people i was enticed (im in to the big word thing now) by them being their food....

Anyway, sorry of the delay, have a nice day (i'm on a rhyming role now must not stop!), ok,

latter if you may!

SALUTATIONS FELLOW SCOUTS!

KSDRDSSSMPE

Hello all my fellow men out there, well it has been such a while since i have posted and well i hoipe i dont disapoint you with this one... i have just come back from a camp that you go to for a whole term with out computers tv phones or anything like that *ENERGY EFFICIENT!* so while on this camp i thought i'd spark some people up on how much they take for granted .

Take phones for exsample, comon we all know we call the account ballance just so that we look special...yes i know...and if not and you actually have a life with more that 100 people in you phone book how much are you willing just to have an excuse to put down the phone...BUT HOW LONG HAVE YOU LASTED!! see they say that you will get radiation from phones and well DIE! but thats just like saying, yeah sure if you hold your phone too close to your head for extended periods of time YOUR GONNA DIE but if you stand out on the middle of the road you'll get hit...BUT DOES ANYONE SAY THAT!

and TVs, how many times have you turned on your tv when somebody calls (your boss) so that it sounds like you have a raving thing in the background and are so popular /important blah blah blah.....yes yes yes i know....or how many times have you been in the middle of a fantastuc show or sport game and the power goes out and when the power finally comes on you've realized you cant watch it anyway cause now there is a punch hole in the TV. JUst a thought....MUST GO BLOG LATTER

Greetings and welcome, our leader is busy right now and we shall take you to him shortly, in the mean time have one of our complamentary cookies!

MEIKSSAFCH

Hello all my little foccachias! (i can't spell) hows everyones toenails getting on? wow! thats nice! anywho its been aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggeeeeeeeees since my last post and i've finally decided to save you from your holiday boredom at last! Im just thinking about what to rant about... hey there you go! i saw this thing n the news the other night and it was something that they have this new software thingy ma-dover that they conect to the people when they go in jets and stuf going to war and its ment to make the person flying re-act to actacks at the speed of thought. now my sister is in the air force and she assures me that the speed of thought is slow, something like 16 meters per second (slow eh?) but i guess we cant imagion anything faster because...well thats how fast we imagion!!! haha! (think about it, everytime i start ranting about some poor sole in brazil with translators, think how many football fields im covering! that would mean i could think the earths circumference in a couple of minutes! WOW!)

anywho, this thing that pilots have well i was thinking....(16 meters) that it wouldn't work so well cause just say ok you see a plane, but we humans like to plan ahead yes? so if you say were just thinking 'ok what will i do next if i missile him' and then relize the plane is in flame because you thought about shooting it. or if you suddenly got knocked or something BANG there goes yourr guns. so isn't just more efficient to reach for the red button and press it?

hm, i must have covered the world by now, or i might still be in antarctica, or if i was going the other way the pacific ocean...(better not stop thinking, we've all seen the adds for open water...if you haven't BUY A TV YOU IDIOT!) or if i was going diagonally...hawaii...that sounds convinient!

Untill next time!

-jester

ITS ME AGAIN!! ARN'T YOU EXCITED!

HTMDEADCCS

Hey all, as to the recent success of my first blog (thanks spyral) im back by popular demand! (even though i had only done one blog over a full page deticated to blogs and i had a full mind to be posting again...) but despite my great talent of pulling anything out of a hat ( though im still working on rabbits, i sat for an hour and a half watching really old magic tricks over and over again trying to get the jist of the rabbit, while the hat is in their hand mind you, i know that you use mirrors to do it while its on a table. i speak from experience as i tried it with toys and wanted to move on to a live creature, you know to see if they survived...hmm from a hat...anywho my plan was great but note to self, never ever attempt to but a budgie -that hasn't got its winged clipped- stuffed in a hat and expect it to (a) stay content while spending lucious moments in a dark small hat opening to a box (that the audience cant see and assuming you are performing magic, behind mirror making the box invisable) and not move. and (b) get it out with ease, and it not wanting to be anywhere but squased in you hotand sweaty hand.) i dont really have anything in perticular to talk about, I'm not saying that im not going to talk about anything, why im talking right now arn't i? and i've filled half the page about basically nothing that you needed to survive knowing.... i cant talk about anything, ( i apologise) actually i was going to write a very good book named (COPYRIGHT! YES IM TELLING THE TRUTH, I PAYED TO GET THIS NAME COPY RIGHTED BEFORE I THOUGHT OF WHAT IM ABOUT TO TELL YOU!) 'more than many ways of how to hurt yourself'. when i told my sister of the great news of how i was going to fill people with knowledge of what is okay to do and how you can hurt yourself doing what your not ment to do....she burst my bubble with such a big pin that it hurt (i actually think i may have a scar) saying that that could trigger suicidal and 'self mutalation' as they call cuting yourself on purpose....yes well it seemed like a good idea, so now i've got this name copyrighted for nothing....hmmmmm this blog thing is ment to be educational...oh well i must leave you now to think about how fast your computer is running, you know it could be faster, its space is probably blocked with that huge file you just downloaded....

MY NEW BLOG SPOT

HEGSEMJ

Hey everyone, this is my new blog place, im here with the infamous hobbo s, spyral, pumpkin jack and me, the chisher cat! ie. 'the' jester. so hows life in the life of happiness, and for those who are not happy whats troubling? yes this is my english blog, well obviously its not in Japanese or Hungarian but if you are Japanese or Hungarian, you would probably have a translater on you computer so that these words would make it appear as if i was speaking Japanese or hungarian, but see the funny trick here is i cant speak Hungarian, i'm learning Japanese, but well i make a pretty poor excuse for a Japanese student :-) Yes so you would have a translator, because well lets face it, 60% of the words population speak english (bibliography from my mind and assuming that they're right, dont argue with me.) so you would have to other wise there would be no hope in the world for Hungarians, No interest that is, and to all you Brazillians, hello and greatings (provided you can read what im saying because you also have a translator, and no im not talking to any waxings) any who this is my first blog and be happy for me because this is probably the longest convosation i've ever had about translators, and to hungarians and Japanese, in fact as long as the hungarians go, its the only conversation i've ever had with one, if they do go to blog spot and read english blogs that when im actually talking about english as a subject as well as a language and you have a translator to read this. unless your like me and live in Australia. or america, or england or...well as i said 60% of you in the world, and that other 40% that have translators. or just dont have computers...but hey then you wouldn't be reading this, unless you went to the library or something, and for the hungarians that have librarys with translators on their computers.....