Thursday, June 16, 2005
HTMDEADCCS
Hey all, as to the recent success of my first blog (thanks spyral) im back by popular demand! (even though i had only done one blog over a full page deticated to blogs and i had a full mind to be posting again...) but despite my great talent of pulling anything out of a hat ( though im still working on rabbits, i sat for an hour and a half watching really old magic tricks over and over again trying to get the jist of the rabbit, while the hat is in their hand mind you, i know that you use mirrors to do it while its on a table. i speak from experience as i tried it with toys and wanted to move on to a live creature, you know to see if they survived...hmm from a hat...anywho my plan was great but note to self, never ever attempt to but a budgie -that hasn't got its winged clipped- stuffed in a hat and expect it to (a) stay content while spending lucious moments in a dark small hat opening to a box (that the audience cant see and assuming you are performing magic, behind mirror making the box invisable) and not move. and (b) get it out with ease, and it not wanting to be anywhere but squased in you hotand sweaty hand.) i dont really have anything in perticular to talk about, I'm not saying that im not going to talk about anything, why im talking right now arn't i? and i've filled half the page about basically nothing that you needed to survive knowing.... i cant talk about anything, ( i apologise) actually i was going to write a very good book named (COPYRIGHT! YES IM TELLING THE TRUTH, I PAYED TO GET THIS NAME COPY RIGHTED BEFORE I THOUGHT OF WHAT IM ABOUT TO TELL YOU!) 'more than many ways of how to hurt yourself'. when i told my sister of the great news of how i was going to fill people with knowledge of what is okay to do and how you can hurt yourself doing what your not ment to do....she burst my bubble with such a big pin that it hurt (i actually think i may have a scar) saying that that could trigger suicidal and 'self mutalation' as they call cuting yourself on purpose....yes well it seemed like a good idea, so now i've got this name copyrighted for nothing....hmmmmm this blog thing is ment to be educational...oh well i must leave you now to think about how fast your computer is running, you know it could be faster, its space is probably blocked with that huge file you just downloaded....
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
MY NEW BLOG SPOT
HEGSEMJ
Hey everyone, this is my new blog place, im here with the infamous hobbo s, spyral, pumpkin jack and me, the chisher cat! ie. 'the' jester. so hows life in the life of happiness, and for those who are not happy whats troubling? yes this is my english blog, well obviously its not in Japanese or Hungarian but if you are Japanese or Hungarian, you would probably have a translater on you computer so that these words would make it appear as if i was speaking Japanese or hungarian, but see the funny trick here is i cant speak Hungarian, i'm learning Japanese, but well i make a pretty poor excuse for a Japanese student :-) Yes so you would have a translator, because well lets face it, 60% of the words population speak english (bibliography from my mind and assuming that they're right, dont argue with me.) so you would have to other wise there would be no hope in the world for Hungarians, No interest that is, and to all you Brazillians, hello and greatings (provided you can read what im saying because you also have a translator, and no im not talking to any waxings) any who this is my first blog and be happy for me because this is probably the longest convosation i've ever had about translators, and to hungarians and Japanese, in fact as long as the hungarians go, its the only conversation i've ever had with one, if they do go to blog spot and read english blogs that when im actually talking about english as a subject as well as a language and you have a translator to read this. unless your like me and live in Australia. or america, or england or...well as i said 60% of you in the world, and that other 40% that have translators. or just dont have computers...but hey then you wouldn't be reading this, unless you went to the library or something, and for the hungarians that have librarys with translators on their computers.....
