Greetings and welcome, our leader is busy right now and we shall take you to him shortly, in the mean time have one of our complamentary cookies!

MEIKSSAFCH

Hello all my little foccachias! (i can't spell) hows everyones toenails getting on? wow! thats nice! anywho its been aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggeeeeeeeees since my last post and i've finally decided to save you from your holiday boredom at last! Im just thinking about what to rant about... hey there you go! i saw this thing n the news the other night and it was something that they have this new software thingy ma-dover that they conect to the people when they go in jets and stuf going to war and its ment to make the person flying re-act to actacks at the speed of thought. now my sister is in the air force and she assures me that the speed of thought is slow, something like 16 meters per second (slow eh?) but i guess we cant imagion anything faster because...well thats how fast we imagion!!! haha! (think about it, everytime i start ranting about some poor sole in brazil with translators, think how many football fields im covering! that would mean i could think the earths circumference in a couple of minutes! WOW!)

anywho, this thing that pilots have well i was thinking....(16 meters) that it wouldn't work so well cause just say ok you see a plane, but we humans like to plan ahead yes? so if you say were just thinking 'ok what will i do next if i missile him' and then relize the plane is in flame because you thought about shooting it. or if you suddenly got knocked or something BANG there goes yourr guns. so isn't just more efficient to reach for the red button and press it?

hm, i must have covered the world by now, or i might still be in antarctica, or if i was going the other way the pacific ocean...(better not stop thinking, we've all seen the adds for open water...if you haven't BUY A TV YOU IDIOT!) or if i was going diagonally...hawaii...that sounds convinient!

Untill next time!

-jester