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Greetings fellow men!(and women, thats just a genralisation...)

How are your bubonic days and nights? I'm not sure why i used that word, im sure your live are not bubonic at any rate i like the way it sounds.

So i have retured from my trip around the world, yes thats right i am now educated in the ways of the portuguese, italian, english, greek and croation and turkish. I and i have this much to say....I love the food.

No seriously, the best way to see another side of a country is by its food, now im not obese or anything so dont judge me on my assumption but if you think about it (im sure you never have and that is why I'm here thus posting this so you will now be more in tune with the Jester ways.) People visit other countries so they can see the culture, meet the people what their activities involve blah blah blah, BUT in the reality of the court jester, it is so different.

When you meet those people, when you see their culture and take part in their activities, you are meeting, seeing and breathing, their food! those people wouldn't be there if they didn't eat.

LESSON TIME!

See your body is constently killing and regenerating new....well ....things (dont worry your not alien, ) and so what are those new thingies made from? well the only thing that is entering your body is indeed food and drink and oxygen, but oxygens a food for your lungs.

So if all you eat is food then you are FOOD! mmm canibalism anyone?

No seriously, you've all heard that saying 'you are what you eat' if you havn't ....well you have now..... I think im a steak of somesort or cesar salad...or sandwich. what are you?

Yes so when i met those people i was enticed (im in to the big word thing now) by them being their food....

Anyway, sorry of the delay, have a nice day (i'm on a rhyming role now must not stop!), ok,

latter if you may!