Thursday, June 16, 2005

ITS ME AGAIN!! ARN'T YOU EXCITED!

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Hey all, as to the recent success of my first blog (thanks spyral) im back by popular demand! (even though i had only done one blog over a full page deticated to blogs and i had a full mind to be posting again...) but despite my great talent of pulling anything out of a hat ( though im still working on rabbits, i sat for an hour and a half watching really old magic tricks over and over again trying to get the jist of the rabbit, while the hat is in their hand mind you, i know that you use mirrors to do it while its on a table. i speak from experience as i tried it with toys and wanted to move on to a live creature, you know to see if they survived...hmm from a hat...anywho my plan was great but note to self, never ever attempt to but a budgie -that hasn't got its winged clipped- stuffed in a hat and expect it to (a) stay content while spending lucious moments in a dark small hat opening to a box (that the audience cant see and assuming you are performing magic, behind mirror making the box invisable) and not move. and (b) get it out with ease, and it not wanting to be anywhere but squased in you hotand sweaty hand.) i dont really have anything in perticular to talk about, I'm not saying that im not going to talk about anything, why im talking right now arn't i? and i've filled half the page about basically nothing that you needed to survive knowing.... i cant talk about anything, ( i apologise) actually i was going to write a very good book named (COPYRIGHT! YES IM TELLING THE TRUTH, I PAYED TO GET THIS NAME COPY RIGHTED BEFORE I THOUGHT OF WHAT IM ABOUT TO TELL YOU!) 'more than many ways of how to hurt yourself'. when i told my sister of the great news of how i was going to fill people with knowledge of what is okay to do and how you can hurt yourself doing what your not ment to do....she burst my bubble with such a big pin that it hurt (i actually think i may have a scar) saying that that could trigger suicidal and 'self mutalation' as they call cuting yourself on purpose....yes well it seemed like a good idea, so now i've got this name copyrighted for nothing....hmmmmm this blog thing is ment to be educational...oh well i must leave you now to think about how fast your computer is running, you know it could be faster, its space is probably blocked with that huge file you just downloaded....

1 Comments:

Blogger Nada said...

Mgic suits you. Magic! Explosions! Rabbits!! DOOOM!!! Jumping off walls!!!
Write more rants. Amuse me. Muahaha.

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